So, today is the last day of 2013. I have the flu, naturally. So instead of some insightful meditation on the past and a hopeful reflection on the future, I am just going to post a bunch of screen shots assembled from the What Would I Say? app, which takes your FB statuses and creates new ones. It is a time suck. It is also the best thing for insecure narcissists who have the flu! You should go to there. But first, read these fake/yet strangely based in reality “statuses” from me.
I was super into humblebrags:
I had a lot of sage advice/poetic reflections:
What? I truly want to know. Why did I leave myself hanging like that?
i want to know what those are.
I had some suggestions for the world:
Some of these fake statuses were surprisingly accurate:
yup. I did that. for reals. a lot.
pretty sure that actually all happened.
always. except downward mobility.
so many of these were about polish dogs. and Ghandi, weirdly enough.
well, i prefer “thrifty”.
hmmm. maybe this one should be in the humblebrag category?
I was super into pop-culture/spiritual status mash-ups.
(this one is for Addie)
Aaaaaand here it is:
are you ready?
and that, my friends, was 2013.
(thanks to Marilyn Gardner for introducing me to this delightful app).